murderbynecessity:

ONE is more than enough for you.

I’m actually more used to multiple partners.

Steve is a handful, though.

But I lahv you.

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there is some weird shit on my dash 

murderbynecessity:

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i will piss in your wheaties

Devang pls.

murderbynecessity:

bitch i kill people

Shhh, true love overcomes all obstacles. 

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murderbynecessity:

you knOW WHAT’S FUCKING WORSE THAN FUCKIN’

YOU KNOW WHAT’S WORSE

THAN ANYTHING

THAT’S BEEN ON ABOUT IN THE LAST DAY OR SO

YOU KNOW WHAT’S SO MUCH FUCKING WORSE

THE INTERROBANG

THE INTERROBANG IS A USELESS FUCKING PUNCTUNATION THAT DESERVES NO PLACE IN THE ENLGISH LANGUAGE

ALL YOU FUCKING HAVE TO DO IS

’!?’

LIKE

WHY IS THAT

SO FUCKING HARD

WHY DO THIS EXIST

PLEASE STOP

THAT AND 

’..’

THAT IS NOT CORRECT

NEITHER IS

'……'

NO

SOTP

IT’S 

'…'

GE TUT OF MY ACE WITH FUCKING NON-OXFORD ELIPSIES AND FUCKING

INTERROBANGS

GET OUT OF MY LIFE

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tags: #marry me

tunefulcandour:

Today I am a beautiful forest creature and nobody can stop my glamour

logicalsteven:

Noooo sir, you are about as drooly as they come, speaking from experience. And a blanket thief if I remember right. Shrug.

Hhf. I wanna go back to bed but there’s no point. I gotta go to work.

I prefer the term blanket re-appropriator.

Ug h, I miss working. This is bullshit.

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thecatsmeow90:

Working on my paper is hard on both of us.

logicalsteven:

is it your drool though that’s the big question here

Probably? I’m a drooly fucking sleeper, man, you should know this.

Unless you spent your free time d ro o l ing on my face while I was asleep in w hich case we’re gonna have to have a talk

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